Scrumpdelicious?

Good sirs,

We regret to inform you of several egregious grammatical missteps in the menu of your dining establishment.

The typographical errors and glaring grammar mistakes are numerous. Setting aside such oppressively fraudulent words as "Gianormous" and "Scrumpdelicious," we have found numerous examples that you have but a rudimentary understanding of the English language.


In addition, your celebrity section leads us to believe you do not have command of the simplest of search engines, Google.


If you allow us to repair the damage you have done to your menu, and to our psyches, we would be most grateful. We feel it would be most beneficial to your humble restaurant.

Best regards,

The Guerrilla Grammarians