Sir? Ma'am?
Ah yes, thank you. I'll only take a moment of your time.
You see, we're a group of stray punctuation marks, and we've been waiting here at the airport for a very long time to be picked up by the kind folks at Birds on a Wire.
They took some of our friends, but it seems they've forgotten the rest of us. I knew we should have run faster to make that connection at LaGuardia!
Anyway, we wonder if you might give us a ride into town.
No? Really? Have you seen their lunch entrees? We got an urgent telegram from the pair of hyphens that made it over there, and they're desperate for company. They can't punctuate the whole menu alone! Please help! Someone, anyone?
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